Volumul 1 il puteti gasi aici, aceasta este continuarea aceluia.
Yo mama jokes vol.2:
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama
Yo Mama’s like a library – open to the public.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama’s so stupid that when she saw a “Wet Floor” sign
she did.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she can’t read an audio book.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she thought Thailand was a men’s
clothing store.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record
by cats.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mama’s so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo Mama’s so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo Mama’s so fat her belly button has an echo.
